Most of my posts tend to be serious or encouraging in nature. This one, however, will be a little more on the humorous side. After years of working in the church, I’ve realized churches do some weird things (including naming the organization). Here are some of my favorites (to name a few):
Big Bottom Missionary Baptist Church – I’m sure the inspiration for this name will remain anonymous.
Big Lick Baptist Church – This one actually had my resume years ago.
Hell Hole Swamp Baptist Church
Boring Seventh Day Adventist Church
Scum of Sinners Bible Chapel
Big Ugly Freewill Baptist Church
Little Hope Baptist Church – I think I’ve attended this one and its many campuses 😂.
Run for Your Life International Chapel – Been here too.
Church of God-Zillah
Martini Lutheran Church – I have friends who would love to attend here and have seconds on communion.
Matthew’s Party – I couldn’t help but like this one since my name is Matthew. Plus, every church service should be a praise party.
Salvage Yard Church
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